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A client gave this mug to me as a gift. One side has What you say and the other side has What you meant.



1) I'm not sure that's feasible.

1) No way asshole.



2) Really?

2) You got to be shittin me?



3) I'm a bit overloaded at the momet.

3) Screw it, I'm on salary.



4) Of course I'm concerned.

4) Ask me if I give a shit?



5) You don't say?

5) Eat shit!



6) Excuse me?

6) Eat shit and die!



7)Excuse me, Sir?

7) Eat shit and die asshole!



8) So you'd like my help with that?

8) Kiss my Ass!



9) I love a challenge.

9) This job sucks!



10) I See.

10) Blow Me.



I thought the mug was funny, I use it every day to put my coffee in, everyone that reads it laughs.



~oxidisingangel

My body shivers as I stand outside on this cold winters night. Breathing in the cold crisp air burns my lungs.



But I'm frozen in my footsteps at the sight of the moonlight glistening on the ice. Everything looks so beautiful.



The trees look like they are made out of glass. My back deck looks like a small ice skating pond.



The child within me comes up with the idea. I take off running and attempt to slide across the deck. I'm doing good at first, but the next thing I know my feet are flying out from underneath me. I crash land right on my butt.



OMG, I hope none of my neighbors saw me.

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rexenabflowdjf
15:07 Jan 13 2008

lol big kid, but i love u to pieces lol

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